HEY BABE
you want soft, sanitized, therapist-approved healing?
wrong door.
this is the gospel for the feral, the furious, and the finally-ready-to-give-a-fuck...
...about you.
so, let me preach for a sec:
THE REAL VIBES
the “i want to feel it in my hands like a weapon” versions.
THE CURSED EBOOK
yes it’s $200. no i’m not lowering it.
amazon might discount it but they still pay me royalties based on the full curse ($70! wtf).
touch it if you dare. or if you want to support indie art by sticking it to amazon.
AUDIOBOOK
read by yours truly. with my whole chest. this is the version that gets you in trouble.
listen anywhere except that one platform run by a man whose name rhymes with "pesos":
Spotify
Apple Books
Everand
Kobo
Barnes & Noble
REQUEST FROM YOUR LIBRARY
for the kiddies who want to stick it to capitalism. copy/paste this text:
“Hi, I’d like to request The Blak Book by Kade Blak. ISBN: 979-8275759082 It’s a trauma gospel for people who refuse to stay small. Thank you.”
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BOOK?
it is not:
- church-approved
- soft
- polite
- healed
- inspirational
- safe
it is:
- real
- raw
- holy
- furious
- honest
- dangerous
- banned in 17 states (probably)
don’t overthink it.
pick your format.
pick your weapon.
pick yourself.
WARNING
this book tends to:
- end relationships
- start revolutions
- piss off pastors
- empower survivors
- heal the ungovernable
- reboot your life
read at your own risk.
or read because you ain't ready.
either way...
welcome to the revolution.
— kade 💋🖤